methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

(via catswithbenefits)

laughingstation:

when people take your sarcastic jokes seriously

(via amoying)

who-started-this-fuckery:

“Bitch do i entertain you”

(via who-started-this-fuckery)

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

nicodoublele:

laughing-llama:

gaytectives:

wesley-crusher:

raven-ehtar:

sniffleheim:

ofabeautifulnight:

having to dumb down your knowledge of celebrities in front of people

having to dumb down your knowledge of fictional characters in front of people

having to dumb down your knowledge in front of people

having to in front of people

people

why do we always end up back here

(via letssharesecrets)

because that would require two people finding me attractive.

(via tidwellcornertr)